“one bag or two?”

fall29I went to Whole Foods for groceries today.
Got five things. (I only had $40.)
The cashier asks me, “would you like one bag or two?”
“Just one.”

She double-bags that shit.

Because apparently math is different inside Whole Foods.
(This probably explains a lot, actually.)

At least that shit is recycled. And?! Recyclable.

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