Monthly Archives: July 2013

How to Hypochondriac

A quick and straightforward 20-step process for beginners… Step 1: injure self. Or don’t. >>If injured: to absolutely any degree whatsoever. Anywhere in or on the body. >>If uninjured: still okay. Actual injury not really required. “Funny feeling” will do just fine. Step 2: webmd. Step 3: see doctor, as prescribed by webmd. Step 4: […]